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Street Fighter Dancer VS Baby

admin — Tue, 12 May 2009 06:45:04 +0000

Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud “snort” noises.) I don’t know why parents don’t do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you’re a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won’t have his friends hanging around your house all the time. ~P.J. O’Rourke

Humping baby

admin — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:51:00 +0000

Elizabeth Taylor
My mother says I didn’t open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.

To Sleep or Not to Sleep

admin — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:47:08 +0000

When you think of a baby girl, the mind conjures up images of satin ribbons, pink frilly frocks, dainty shoes, and delicate tutus. But be warned! Girls can be full of surprises too. If you are having a baby girl, you can gain some invaluable advice from these baby girl quotes. These baby girl quotes present the perspectives of some famous personalities on the experience of raising a girl child. Here are some beautiful baby girl quotes to fill your heart with a yearning for a baby girl.

Baby Belly

admin — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:43:01 +0000

Maureen Hawkins
Before you were conceived I wanted you
Before you were born I loved you
Before you were here an hour I would die for you
This is the miracle of love.

Baby Hanna - 1

admin — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:05:32 +0000

Frederick Leboyer
Being touched and caressed, being massaged, is food for the infant; food as necessary as minerals, vitamins, and proteins. Deprived of this food, the name of which is love, babies would rather die. And often they do.

21-month old baby knows presidents

admin — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 13:58:57 +0000

There are many advantages to knowing the sex of the child before birth. You can plan the color scheme of the new baby’s room. You can also inform the newborn’s siblings about the arrival of a baby brother (if it is a boy). A baby boy is a unique bundle of joy. If you are expecting a boy, you may find a few tips on how to handle boys in these baby boy quotes. Some of these baby boy quotes offer interesting advice while the other baby boy quotes confirm that boys will always be boys.

A Wera Moment

admin — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:47:03 +0000

Here’s a collection of adorable baby quotes will make you nod in agreement and break into quick smiles, because you know exactly what it’s like to have a baby or babies in the house.

Express your joy, amazement, and hilarious moments with these beautiful quotes perfect for mommies to use. Use them in your scrapbooks, baby memory books or baby keepsakes.

Baby Whassup Milk

admin — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:24:52 +0000

Elizabeth Taylor
My mother says I didn’t open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.

Kate Douglas Wiggin
Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.

Top 3 Best Baby Laughs !

admin — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:21:56 +0000

Alan Marshall Beck
A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.

Boo Baby…….Father scaring his child

admin — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:20:36 +0000